White Lightning Productions

Between a wolf and two soft places...

She can have me! First!

Making it worse!? How could it possibly be worse!!?? Jehovah! Jehovah! JJJEEEEHOOOOVVVAAAAHHHHH!!!

Wasn't on the script, but I thought the alleyway needed some "color". The full text is, "I remember when these favorites were still open.".

Anyhoo. Just listened to the audiobook of Game of Thrones.

Here, let me spoil the rest of the series for you:

It gets worse.

And by god, there's actual floppy weiners IN THE BOOKS. Here I thought that was just South Park bining about HBO....

More of a 30-70 mix of titties and weiners, actually. Anything that's floppy.

George R.R. Martin claims he incorporates sexuality into his series because most fantasy/sci-fi series neglect it. Here's a man who has clearly never read Jack L. Chalker's work.

So anyway...

General: Most begrudgingly, Carla is doing her job as Alpha Female under the circumstances. However, I still don't see why they couldn't at least call Con in to still do HIS job as a COP.

Adult: Way better than traveling by Greyhound. It even comes with cushy travel pillows.

I realize it's all just for comedy, but you can start easing up with the dinky butterfly net already. You can't tell me that with Sarah in mind as a target that they look at the butterfly net and think "Yep, we still need that."

How about Anime Crossroads? Did it go okay for you?