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So i guess that's a no then?

"Two Bats" is a nickname bestowed on Peter by his high school baseball teammates, after seeing him in the showers. I never imagined any particular single event, much less an interesting story, around that nickname. BAR-1 might have done, though.

In order for something to be a Noodle Incident, there must first be an incident.

It's rather enlightening to learn that this nickname for Peter came from his baseball teammates staring at his dong in the shower.

Then again, the fun of the "Noodle Incident" that may have been a defining moment that he'll "Never Live It Down" is that they aren't revealed. Details may be hinted at, but the actual occurrence is best left up to the reader's mind(s).

Of course, in continuity, it's a "Harsher in Hindsight" + "Description Cut" moment for Jean... which she really seems to be the reigning Queen of Ironic Echos.

To quote the Wiki

Peter was called two bats because of his prowess on the baseball field as a hitter, and the bat he kept in his pants.

It also answered an question that I had re werewolves and foreskins/sheaths.. All three exists!!