White Lightning Productions

Well, since the thing won't be visible to me until tomorrow--

Heh, remember the fuss a couple months back when two guys claimed they had found a bigfoot body? So THAT'S what it was all about.

Well, that was what I was expecting mroe or less. Sarah's reaction is a bit more mild than i was expecting though.

So are we going to find out what this mysterious text scandal the mayor and governor are involved in is?

Could be worse. He could have had something suspiciously similar to the real story!

Of course, it couold help if we showed in the canon/strip more often than told here in the threads.

But.. I might have a special surprise for you guys after New Year's that might clear things up a bit.

AH-HA! a hint from Bar-1! Something for New Years...

Now, remember; Sarah has just woke up and hasn't had her coffee yet. She isn't thinking on all cylinders yet.
Jack has a good idea, though. He could publish a full frontal of Sarah as the Wuff, mixed in with the rest of the Bigfoot/Sasquach/Cryptozoological pictures, and she would be dismissed as just another hoax.
Good for security, but Sarah would be annoyed, probably, if she found out.
Now, this will work (people love fake Crypto) until somebody catches her with some ASA1000 speed film with a fast shutter in good daylight. Guess what the Crypto-freaks use for a lot of their pictures, to freeze the motion of some fast moving suspect creature? Right. The grain size is awful (like projecting a slide on stucco) but she would be visible as other than a blur.
But that's for the future. What Jack isn't considering is that there are people who will see the paper who are real Crypto-hounds, and go visit Genericville to try their luck at "catching" the "Sasquatch" on film; since this is a "new" sighting.
This sounds like it could be fun...
Very, very clever, Kris. Congratulations!