Noob with a theory

[bargamer]

[K-MacK]

[bargamer]

[Marshalpoi]

[cawsking555]

[Marshalpoi]

[bargamer]

O_O;;;

Uh... yeah. Let's keep the topic drift (and really disturbing imagery) to a minimum, ok? Thanks. In the meantime...

Marshalpoi: The problem that what you think of as 100% Wolf itself needs it's 90% or so of empty space. Otherwise, you get something very small, very dense, and VERY heavy. Would probably bury itself into the ground with squishing noises, or crack pavement. Hair and excess nails do NOT become fat. Completely different chemistry.

I'd much rather think of the transformation process as something similar to changing which chords you play on an Universal six-String-Theory Guitar of Space and Time.

[Marshalpoi]

it was just an example. but realy its all an absurde dramatization. since its just a comic and people dont realy turn into wolves. closest we get is a genetic defect that grows hair all over our face.

sure it keeps you warm in winter but the money spent on shapoo alone is too much to handle.

but if you want to think in the extrodinary then a gland that lets you connect with an aternate plate full of werewolf juice is add but i suppose resonable. creating a small hole in space and time that inflates you into a mondo anthro. Then opening that hole again to push the unused bits back in.

[RBrigham]

O_o Teacher, can I leave the class? My brain is full.

[tHEfOOL]

[rdfox]

[UberMan5000]

[Marshalpoi]

[Marrok]

[TheQuestion]

[Spiritbw]

Okay, the er, whatcha call it...parables!! The parables being used in this are giving me tripy mental images.

Something of peter falling fromt eh sky while thinking "Oh no, not again." Only to bounce off a giant guitar string hitting a sour note and causing random growing and shrinking of other characters.

o.o o.0; 6.6 >.>

Hun, this is just green tea right?