White Lightning Productions

Parents- the anti-seXX0rz...

And a guest appearance by FSM!

---Dave

Talk about a let-down. What a gyp.

My, my; something as effective as Wolfsbane: Parents! Possibly Parents from Hell
Sarah is saved from Lycanthropic transformation and nailing Peter-but how long? Bar-1 has indicated in his unique way that Dad is a jerk, and Mom is mousy and quiet (at least the art indicates that...)
How long before the effect wears off and one of the kids gets Fuzzy and Toothy- hard to say, but you know it's gonna happen.
Suppose that the 'rents want Sarah to come home with them? She knows she can't; and too much parental pressure will wolf her out for sure...that, or the Full Moon that's due to rise pretty soon.
Maybe the parents think Peter is a hero, for saving their daughter. Maybe not.
You just know that something's gonna happen... Peter has meatballs on his head!
At least dinner is saved; Mom brought Chinese...

Not just any meatballs...he has the Flying Spaghetti Monster on his head.

---Dave

I LOLed at the werewolf skull.

Oh jeez...look at her dad. If I saw that thing barge into my house, I'd call Animal Control. I see more family resemblance between Sarah and her mom than with her dad.

And she was THAT close to wolfing out in front of her parents...That would've been interesting to see.

Like we asked of Akane Tendo: How can you burn water? (Actual quote from the original Ranma 1/2 comics...)

Reminds me though, maybe I should to a talk like a pirate day eCard if I have the time, there's not likely to be a regular update available for the AWA weekend....

Remember; that was refrigerator 'sketti: some of the Were' and human helpers stocked the 'fridge in anticipation of the kids' not having enough time- or talent- to make dinner for a few nights.
Unless there wasn't a Microwave available, I wonder why Peter was trying to re-heat the spaghetti on the stove. Usually all that does is petrify the stuff and vulcanize the sauce. Maybe he is just that...inexperienced...

Still, there's a full moon rising pretty soon, and if Sarah's parents aren't out of the house-there will be trouble.
But, then we're all waiting for that, aren't we? Bet her father screams like a little girl.
Waiting is so dratted long... Talk about cliff hangers...
Hope the Wuff lilkes Chinese...A huge Werewolf chowing down on Kung-Pao chicken, using chopsticks; now that would be sight to see...

As I was staggering down "Memory Lane", I recalled that we "met" Sarah's father as a complainer to the local paper over the "Conspiracy in the City Council", and demanding to know why his letters hadn't
been printed.
Thus, we got a taste of Sahra's father.
Jack is right; he couldn't keep a fried chicken recipe secret-let alone the existence of Werewolves in the community. He'd either go ballistic, over that-now that his daughter is one; or he'd want Peter charged with rape...or both.
Her mother might be able to keep the secret-after all, she's lived with Sarah's father for a long time; but Sarah's daddy? No way.
The kids need to get the parents OUT of their house, and pretty fast-
There's a Full Moon out tonight...and Sarah-Wuff won't be as forgiving as Sarah is.

It occurs to me that letting 'Daddy' in on the secret might be the best thing for said secret. I mean he comes off as a know-it-all nosey concpiracy-theorist jerk, what better way to keep the secret Secret than to have a clown like that screaming about it from the hilltops?

Normally I'd concur, but it would scare the bajeezus out of the werewolves in town - and out of town - and I'd bet they would demonstrate their displeasure in rather...definite ways.

I have the feeling the next few minutes are going to be filled with embarrassment...and pain.