I'm a GURPS fan myself, I so I get it. ( though official GURPS In Nomine canon, according to GURPS Shapeshifters, is that werewolves were created as a peace offering to Jordi by Uriel during the purity crusade, so I disagree regarding Jordi's opinion of them, but hey, you're the one that makes this comic

That being said...
What if the cast got transferred to IOU from whatever college they go to? and let's say Feetlebaum got traded to them too and found out the truth in the process. (last time I read the book the quarterback of the football team there is already a werewolf) what would their new majors be? Would Jean try to fuck an alien? Would Sarah (being such an otaku) annoy the Sahudese gardeners so bad that they throw her in a portal to Yrth where she winds up being worshiped as a wolf goddess in the Nomad lands? Can werewolves eat the food in the Borgia center safely? How do they handle time travel in their history classes? Is Peter good at Moopsball? If the Illuminati, Infinity Unlimited, the Cabal, the Ministry of Serendipity or one of the techno-magic companies from Merlin-1 offered them jobs after graduation would they accept?