White Lightning Productions

Hey, I'm new, just joined today. But I've been reading WLP comics for a while. 3-4 months, maybe?

I really like writing, and hope to be a novelist someday, or a webcomic writer at least (though not an illustrator, I'm a terrible artist ).

Glad to be here!

Ah, just call me Nanaki. No need for the 001; it's what I include for coolness and usernames. :3

I'm a really big fan of wolves; Peter is the Wolf is what got me into WLP to start with. I was looking for werewolf webcomics, then I found PitW, and then... you know. ;D

yay. the noob followed the rules. welcome aboard.

tyrant

resident twisted bastard.

every forum has one.

Well rules are kind of meant to be followed, correct? ^^;

And yeah, I have seen other twisted bastards at other forums. They keep the place sane...somehow. It's weird magic, I guess. xP

Actually, tyrant is also a Reference Twisted Bastard against whom other RTB's are measured.

We're so fortunate...

Hey , welcome to the board , sorry about the late greeting , but as of late things have been a little crazier than "normal" for me...( I'm begining to wonder if "normal" even exists... )

It seems you have found your way around pretty well , and have posted some intelligent discussion ideas about , good to see!

And don't mind tyrant so much , I'll admit I haven't really been around much to act as his "Jimminy Cricket" , but that has been due to my latest schedule ( which surprisingly involves way too little sleep ,as there is no time for me to sleep )

hope you are enjoying the forum , and even moreso , the comics and art provided here !

Once again , Welcome!

wizard_of_odd

Welcome to your new home Nanaki. I hope that you will adapt quickly to us. It's not so difficult, trust me. Also, I wanted said that Tyrant doesn'tr need a Jiminy Cricket, this job is overated. What could go wrong if Tyrant go loose?

Faites comme si je n'avais rien dit et sois le bienvenue parmi nous.

S.P.P.

Tyrant mayhaps I should tell the story of "Mr. Goodwrench" , saying as you think of me ( foolishly i might add... ) as a "minion" , wasn't that as you put it?

And the reason of his creating YET ANOTHER....nailbat is simple , sure he has access to far better , but for sheer intimidation (in the "oh gods does this look like its ever gonnah hurt dept. ) , a nailbat is really hard to beat...

I do suppose I an guilty in a small sense , as I'm going to trim the ends of the nails off into spikes for him , but it could be far worse , i could just spool about 10ft. of barbed wire tightly onto it , and , proceed to weld razors into the seams of the barbed wire...

That or I could just cannibalize a stun baton , and wire all of that metal to be conductive and carrying a current of about 85,000 volts ( I can only imagine just what the snapping , poping , and unmistakable "electric" sound would do to the intimidation factor... )

But if I did that , I would be just enforcing queen's view on me , and that would be predictable and "boring" , that's no fun.....But working on the aforementioned products may be...

Is it wrong that I sold him the nails , and helped him choose a propper bat?

Really, tyrant, you missed a perfectly good chance to play "bum bowling".
Here's how it works: Said nutcase is on the hood of your car. You start moving, carefully aiming at something (like the doors of the hardware store) and then suddenly stop.
Inertia being what it is, the bum will keep going.

Scoring: Rolls off the hood, that's it- 0 pts.
Rolls off the hood, rolls to the doors- 5 pts.
Rolls, etc- , rolls thru the doors- 10 pts.
Rolls, etc- , rolls thru the doors and out the back- 20 pts.
Rolls, etc- , and knocks over Wizard- 30 pts.
There are always things to do to brighten your day...

i've already spent some time in county for orchestrating bum fights.