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What do I do when a game ends with ALL THESE FEELS?!?!

So I did the math, and Elizabeth is Bell + Rapunzel times River Tam divided by Haruhi.

A lot of people have commented on her, including Penny Arcade, that yeah, she's a total Disney Princess. Humming Tears for Fears' "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" in 1912.

I loved all the sections where I *wasn't* shooting everything in sight. Oh, it's a great shooter & action, but just wandering around and poking around in the different environements, overhearing conversations & such, that just felt... like old-school Working Designs JRPG translation.

To be honest I haven't even played Bioshock 2 yet because I've heard that it contains quick time events. Nothing, absolutely nothing turns me off of a game faster than QTE's. I played Bayonetta for a couple hours on Very Easy difficulty and declared the game shit just because of its QTE's.

Does Bioshock Infinite have quick time events?

There's a timer on the choices, between whether or not to do something. And the only QTEs I can recall involved the hacking minigame.

I don't really value Yahtzee's opinions much. To me he's really just mild entertainment. If I took too much stock on his critiques then I'd have missed out on Borderlands and Borderlands 2.

Considering I have Andrew fucking Ryan as my avatar I should probably at least try out Bioshock 2 and Bioshock Infinite. If they turn out to be halfway decent to, y'know, play and shit, then I could just settle for used copies from Game Stop. That way I could still have the games while ensuring that the developers don't get any of my money as punishment for putting more than zero quick time events in their games. Yes, I can be petty sometimes.

I'm guessing that's because you like grinding. Yahtzee does not.

Or you could go with the Angry Joe review.