White Lightning Productions

Posted: **Fri Dec 18, 2009 9:19 pm**

Never before has something so beautiful been so banal; so don't bother.

Like a blitzed bottle blonde bimbo in a bar, it's just banal booty begging for attention. Been there, done better.

Cameron's in full George Lucas-mode now. Save your money, guys, and forget this one.

Posted: **Sat Dec 19, 2009 12:50 am**

gimme the plot in 50 words or less

Posted: **Sat Dec 19, 2009 11:17 am**

Dances with Smurfs.

Mighty Whitey goes to alien planet, meets with Princess Twilek Lily to find out "What makes the blue man blue?" Assimilates to the tenth degree, becoming better than the natives at being natives. He listens to a wolf cry to the blue corn moon, and leads the Noble Savages to victory.

Posted: **Sun Dec 27, 2009 11:50 pm**

White Lightning Productions

James Cameron's AVATAR -

James Cameron's AVATAR -