by Happygun » Fri Dec 19, 2014 4:40 am
Finally got around to watching Rainbow Rocks on Netflix. Many people have claimed it's slightly better than Equestria Girls. I hold the opposite opinion.
I already remarked upon the industrial grade pervading the town. Yes, I understand it maintains the status quo, but the way the students and faculty kept referencing (and observing) magic only to shrug it off was awkward and irritating, to say nothing of how first contact, the discovery of another reality and physics-defying forces tearing apart a town got overlooked by the world at large. Towards the end you're just about ready to accept the hand wave for the sake of the story...then human Twilight shows up with her conspiracy theory poster wall and says there's something strange happening at Equestria High. Y'think? I guess she's the only human on the planet with a fully functioning brain.
Putting that aside, I have another major criticism: the villains, the Dazzlings, were just not that interesting. Yes, they were ruthless and clever, but there was absolutely no depth to them whatsoever. Their personalities were one-dimensional - the queen-b leader, the irritable sidekick, and a Pinkie Pie expy - their motivation, a stereotype - they want power over people because...they're evil, and no redeeming characteristics whatsoever. Compare them with Sunset Shimmer in the first film. Her motivation wasn't as simple as power for its own sake; she was jealous of Twilight's ascension and wanted to prove she's the better, er, pony. Her plan of taking over Equestria with an army of enthralled high school students, while stupid, was at least a plan with a clear endgame. And while she did abduct and hold Spike hostage, she later stated she would have never actually harmed him, showing she wasn't a complete monster.
Of course, one might argue the Dazzlings were monsters and therefore shouldn't be expected to be too complex. I beg to differ. A well-rounded villain improves just about any story and it wouldn't have been that difficult to make the Dazzlings more interesting. What if they'd needed negative energy to live and were starving to death? Suddenly they would come across less as villains and more beings desperate to survive. What if they had wanted to return to Equestria (and why wouldn't they? more magic to go around) What if they had wanted revenge on the ponies for being banished? Suddenly their lust for power has a solid motivation behind it.* Maybe I'm asking too much from writers of what is ostensibly a show for children and young teens, but some of the past MLP: FiM episodes approached A-game Pixar story quality. Surely they could reproduce it for a feature length film.
*And didn't the Windagos from Hearts Warming Eve function the same way the Dazzlings do? And weren't there three of them? Would have been a nice call-back to previously established canon.