Coffee Creamer Maid!
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 9:51 pm
Not everyone wins the BE lottery, sadly. It's all in the size of the cups....
---Dave
Edit: In case anyone's curious, her name's Kimiko (haven't picked a last name yet). Dr. Papi or some other mad scientist in the setting got their hands on a sample of Milkmaid's milk and tried to artificially replicate its aphrodisiac properties, resulting in an experimental creamer...that inevitably found its way accidentally into some unsuspecting student's coffee, as is the way of things in the Milkmaid universe. Now, whenever Kimiko consumes non-dairy creamer, she becomes CoffeeCreamer Maid...she's not buxom, nor is she a lot stronger than human, but the caffeine makes her really really really fast (and as Cheetah has found out over in Gold Digger, being buxom can cause problems for a speedster anyway).
---Dave
Edit: In case anyone's curious, her name's Kimiko (haven't picked a last name yet). Dr. Papi or some other mad scientist in the setting got their hands on a sample of Milkmaid's milk and tried to artificially replicate its aphrodisiac properties, resulting in an experimental creamer...that inevitably found its way accidentally into some unsuspecting student's coffee, as is the way of things in the Milkmaid universe. Now, whenever Kimiko consumes non-dairy creamer, she becomes CoffeeCreamer Maid...she's not buxom, nor is she a lot stronger than human, but the caffeine makes her really really really fast (and as Cheetah has found out over in Gold Digger, being buxom can cause problems for a speedster anyway).