......a bit odd for a first post but whats the worst that can happen? pfft...last I check I was 7.6 - 7.9 inches when erect, and 2.3 inches when flaccid. Thick as a banana because I heard that tends to count as well. Likely because of my ethnicity as studies have shown, and from the rumors Ive heard...thats pretty small compared to others. I think they were probably exaggerating.