Update 9-22-05: Sorry, bidding's over! THANKS!

eBay Auctions as of 10:00 PM, Sunday, September 18, 2005

eBay has delisted all our charity auctions because we were not able to use their MissionFish system to list them. We're sorry we were unable to work with eBay on this issue.

Telethon Auctions as of 6:30 PM, Wednesday, September 21, 2005
To bid, email your maximum bid using the links below; all bids will be incremented by $1. (That means the winning bidder will pay $1 more than the second highest bid.) All bids are kept strictly confidential. You will be notified by email if you are outbid. Auctions close Wednesday night, September 21, 11:55 PM CDT.

SOLD! Current bid: $16.00		Item #1: "Eyes," "Yes, They're Natural" T-shirts Donated by: White Lightning Productions WLP's most popular T-shirt to date, plus its sequel, just becoming available this fall! Support the American Red Cross by buying these two shirts for someone you love who can really fill them out! Shirts are 100% cotton pre-shrunk, screen-printed. Winning bidder will have choice of any size, one shirt of each design printed on either: men's style athletic-grey T-shirt men's style black T-shirt women's baby-doll pink (if supplies are available) women's baby-doll black (if supplies are available) Please specify precisely what size and style you want for each shirt when you send in payment. Special Shipping Note: These shirts will ship directly from the printer upon first printing of the "Yes They're Natural" shirt. This may take some time, since our printer is assisting shirt vendors from New Orleans whose business was severely hurt by Hurricane Katrina. Please be patient- your shirts will get to you.
SOLD! Current bid: $101.00		Item #2: Blue Eyes v. 1 Issues 1-5 set Donated by: White Lightning Productions ADULT BIDDERS ONLY The full five issues of WLP's first manga translation project. These are pretty much the LAST FULL SET WLP HAS FOR SALE, so bid and bid high- it won't come again, and it's for a good cause!
SOLD! Current bid: $101.00		Item #3: Bootleg #1-12 set Donated by: White Lightning Productions ADULT BIDDERS ONLY The ultra-rare out of print FIRST ISSUE of White Lightning Productions' highly irregular adult anthology- plus every other issue to date! Issues #2-12 by themselves retail at $42.65... and #1 is almost impossible to find at any price! Silly, sexy fun by dozens of different creators- here's your opportunity to lust, laugh, and support the American Red Cross at the same time!
SOLD! Current bid: $16.00		Item #4: Bootleg #14 cover print Donated by: White Lightning Productions A full color print obtained from Steven Gonzales of the planned cover art for Bootleg #14, due for release in December 2005. Image is 8" X 10" plus flashing- suitable to tack or hang to your wall IMMEDIATELY!
SOLD! Current bid: $151.00		Item #5: Original Milkmaid pinup by Fred Perry Donated by: White Lightning Productions Pulled with extreme reluctance from WLP's art files! Originally commissioned in 2000, this pinup by the creator of Gold Digger prominently features the two greatest assets of White Lightning's first and most popular creation! Winning bidder recieves the ORIGINAL 8 1/2" X 11" cardstock inked sketch. (Sorry, WLP retains reproduction rights. It -is- Milkmaid, after all...)
SOLD! Current bid: $6.00		Item #6: Original Color Stellar Katrina Page #1 Donated by: The Manic The Manic has hand-colored the first page of his two-page Katrina benefit cover... and is selling off the original artwork to one lucky winner! (Reproduction rights remain with The Manic, but he's quite negotiable...)
SOLD! Current bid: $31.00		Item #7: Solomon Russell Comic 4-Pack - Cream & Sugar #1-3, Bootleg #2 Donated by: White Lightning Productions ADULT BIDDERS ONLY The three now out-of-print issues of Solomon Russell's popular collection of short comic stories, Cream & Sugar, plus Bootleg #2, with a story, pinups and cover by Solomon Russell! A rare find for the comics collector- dug out of WLP's archives to support the American Red Cross!

DONATION PREMIUM #1 - DESKTOP IMAGES
Donated by Polymer City Chronicles and Litch Art

Send in a $5 donation and recieve by email one of these PCC desktops! (Must send either check or money order made out to American Red Cross or copy of a donation receipt dated after September 13, 2005.) Offer expires September 23, 2005!

Email your pledge "Pierce"	Email your pledge "Is that a sword in your scabbard, or are you just happy to see me?"	Email your pledge "Kitten"	Email your pledge "Pen Pal"
Email your pledge "Sunny Side Up"	Email your pledge "Vote Lindy in 2008"	Email your pledge "Lucky Lindy"	Email your pledge "Trick or Treat"
Email your pledge "Humble Beginnings"	Email your pledge Donated by LitchArt

DONATION PREMIUM #2 - Custom Essays from "I'm Just Saying..."
Donated by Phil Kahn

Phil Kahn sends the following offer to us:

Over on my criticism site, I'm Just Saying (http://justsaying.biscuitpress.com), I'm selling custom essays for a recommended price of $25. They'll be done on any topic and any form of their choice. E-mail me to request an essay, and we'll make it happen!

WHAT YOU GET OUT OF THIS:

You get a full essay, 2-4 pages (Hey, I can only expound so much on one topic), on any topic you choose. Webcomics, Movies, Video Games, The world at large, you neighbor's cat, anything you want. In any form you like, first person experience, short story, review, script, poem, anything (although I'll say up front that I'm not the most skilled poet in the world).

You can use this to promote your own work, spread the word about a cause, waste everyone in the world's time, whatever you want. It's yours.

WHAT I WON'T DO:

Personal attacks on any person, group, or anything of the like. This is in the spirit of charity, so let's keep it positive, eh?

Again, all proceeds go to the American Red Cross.

Email Phil to find out the details!